May 2013
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
robbiethewabbit:
TRIANGLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!
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while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
and so then a new creepy pasta was born
newpope:
me as fruit
you as fruit
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
zapppping:
just-another-puzzle:
markohppus:
bceky:
markohppus:
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
andivictoria:
so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized
here’s my sister:
here’s my other sister:
and here’s me
aiclan:
nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT
koalinmorgan:
shakespeares-sisters:
i’m weird ok
but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend
i mean fucking weird
like….
q-dormir:
cranky solgrub
