amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
robbiethewabbit: TRIANGLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help and so then a new creepy pasta was born
newpope: me as fruit you as fruit
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying only after i eat mexican food olé omg
School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
andivictoria: so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized here’s my sister: here’s my other sister: and here’s me
aiclan: nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT
koalinmorgan: shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird like….
q-dormir: cranky solgrub